My sis–B. for short–is the creative one in the family. She knows color, she paints, she’s always got clever ideas for everything from home decorating to her son’s school activities… and she’s got a fashion sense. She puts energy into dressing her hubby to the nines, even for his work attire and the same effort goes into her son. He’s perfectly attired whenever he has a function to attend. Just the other week he looked terrific–and so adult– in coat and tie at his piano recital.
Moi? I’m not sure what happened–perhaps an event of some such occurred in utero? Or, more plausible, the military doc smacked me too hard as I came into the world. I lament the dearth of creative genes. I’m sure I’ve got one or two but not nearly enough for an aesthetic loving Libra! And while I’m fairly adept at creating a beautiful home with what I have I cannot seem to draw a stick figure. And don’t get me started on selecting colors (whether it’s for painting a room or putting together something decent to wear): It can be tortuous because indecision rules making it nearly impossible to “pick and stick” on a color. And as far as attire goes, I want uncomplicated, easy… which means I do not want to think about it. Ah…you guessed it: yoga attire and Birkenstock’s.
Okay….hmm…so where was I even going with this…..?
So my sis cracks me up just the other day. We’re outside on her screened-in deck enjoying coffee and a sweet treat.
“I’ve bought a bee house,” she says
“A bee house?” I repeat.
“Yes,” she says sweetly as she sips her coffee. “Bees need a place to live too so I’m giving them their own Bed and Breakfast (A Bee B&B. Yep, see…I would have never thought of that.) “Look…” she says as she points out into the yard to a tree that is just at the start of the very path we both worked on to connect our two back yards.
Ah…and there, so lovingly attached to a tree is a quaint little Bee House. I should say that it is ever so sweet.
I wasted no time….
“YIKES!” I cried out. “Really? You actually want to attract bees?!” I ask in distress. “And, by the way, I’ll have to walk past this…um… bee hotel every time I walk over here?”
For a moment sis is clearly perplexed at my reaction so I refresh her memory.
“You’ll recall the bee incident when I was out in Arizona caring for mom two years ago.
“Oh….yes…..right,” she says. “But these aren’t Africanized bees.”
“Still sis….you had to be there. I still have nightmares! And how, pray tell, do you know that one of these bees hasn’t decided to go rogue and join a TERROR CELL? After all, Africanized bees are “killer” bees! They actually aggressively go after people!”
Sis understands my…er…concern.
“Remember…one minute mom and I are sitting on the patio enjoying our morning espresso and the next minute we hear the handyman roar “RUN…GET INDOORS NOW!”
As part of my efforts to clear my mother’s home and get it ready for sale I was having a ginormous fallen saguaro in the yard hauled away. It was quite some distance from where we were sitting on the back patio. It only took an instance for the handyman doing the hauling to learn that it contained a large hive. Before we could blink our quiet morning desert bliss was invaded by swarms of thousands of bees. Extremely angry bees I might add! Oh sure…I’m supposed to feel sorry for them as they are simply trying to defend their hive. Alas, On this, dear Buddha I have not evolved when it comes to Africanized bees. In any event, the handyman made a mad dash for it into the house but not before he was stung at least five different places on his face as well as multiple times on his arms.
Mom and I were in a state of terror and frenzy as I tried to move mom as fast as possible given her condition. It was barely five steps from her seat into her room that was just off the back patio but as she relied on both a wheelchair and a walker it was impossible to make a run for it. She ended up having several sings to her face, one pretty close to an eye. One side of her face swelled up in less than a New York minute. Somehow I managed to escape with only one sting to my shoulder.
The handyman was a jewel, helping to calm mom down and even made her laugh as he used his credit card to scrape the stingers out. The day proceeded with a confirmation by not one but TWO different Bee extermination companies, “You’ve got Africanized bees.” It took all but nuking them to get the battle under control.
Thankfully mom didn’t require a hospital visit. Applying cold compresses throughout the morning helped reduce the swelling and by later in the day there was barely a trace of the morning’s mayhem. Moi? Just the sound of a bee buzz made me jump and run.
…and still does today.
The memory of it all starts me down a path of anxiety. Breathe in….breathe out. Just BEE calm….
And when the calm returns I can confess…
…that yes, it really is a cute little Bee House.